I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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