ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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