i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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