from now on my penis is your penis
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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