my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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