found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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