Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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