i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
