Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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