Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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