We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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