Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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