I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize