Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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