It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Randomize
