Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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