Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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