Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
