wrigley field is MILF paradise
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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