her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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