So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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