She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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