No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
