yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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