Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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