I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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