I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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