I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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