she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
vagina is talking i cant
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
i think i just lost a toe
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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