dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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