tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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