I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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