I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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