I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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