it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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We have so much sex to catch up on
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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