butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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