Pappa wants mamma naked
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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