I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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