Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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