I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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