these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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