He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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