no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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