We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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