So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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