This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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