we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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