If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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