Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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