i came on her dog
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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