Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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