the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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