yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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