I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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