Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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