remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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